Okay - this morning I was in a hurry to get to work to re-set a court case before I went to my "once-a-year" beauty shop appointment to get my hair cut and my gray covered up (dropped 10 years in 20 minutes...lol).
I got to work, parked and set my purse on my car's trunk to get something out of the trunk. I hear this "tickaty tickaty tickaty" noise and look up and there is this HUGE groundhog just "bookin" it down the middle of our parking lot, mouth open and headed straight for ME. Now he is not vering to the left or right - not going between the other cars parked next to mine - oh no - he is headed straight for ME.
Being the nimble and graceful person that I am (and vocal) I screamed and "lept" to the trunk of my car, lovingly grasping either side of my car with my hands and kicking my feet "WAY" over my head in hopes he couldn't reach them to eat me alive.
"Phil" goes UNDER my car, down the drive and disappears behind our dumpster, making all kinds of racket and noise.
I then let go of the car, slid off the trunk and onto the ground, laughing so hard I almost peed my pants. I hefted myself up, dusted myself off, gathered up my purse, got my drink from the back seat, locked my car and "gimped" into the building because my knees did not one bit appreciate being tossed over my head. And they have complained about it all day long. Luckily I have a new jar of "extra strength" blue emu which I shall rub into the poor ol' knees when I get home from rehearsal tonight.
Oh for a video of that - must have been a site. I thought it was funny. ha..ha..ha..OUCH!!!
Peace
1 comment:
Glad to see that you've updated your blog. Although why you ran away after I send Walter the groundhog to see you, I don't understand. He was SMILING, not going to bite you. Poor baby, you scared him to death.
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