ATTACK OF THE KILLER SQUIRRELS!!!

Ok - the squirrels have evidently tapped into my computer lines.  They are "on guard".

This morning when I let Millie and Abby out, there was a squirrel in the front yard.  I swear I heard the little bugger give a "na na nana na". Millie launched herself off the front porch straight at the little hairball, who then sailed up the telephone pole.  While Millie is doing her version of the "squirrel stomp" and frothing at the mouth, Abby is running in circles and barking at the top of her yorkie lungs.  I have to go outside and pick Millie up to get her back in the house.  Abby follows us in - I don't think she wants to take the squirrel on alone.

I get dressed and go out to the car and look for the squirrel.  He/she is still on the telephone pole.  so I get in the car and back out of the driveway.  "Squirrelo the Magnificent" (obviously from a circus family) starts ACROSS the telephone wire.  I start driving up the street and SPLAT - Squirrelo hits my windshield spread-eagled AND screaming.  I slam on the brakes, causing Squirrelo to slide the length of my hood and onto the ground.  Now I don't think that was intentional - I think it scared Squirrelo pretty bad because there were little "squirrel nuggets" all over the hood of my car, AND a suspicious smear of liquid.  I get out of the car, run around to the front and Squirrelo is already across the street and going up ANOTHER telephone pole.  Doesn't seem to be hurt, only embarrassed.  I know I would be.  So began my morning.  I can't WAIT for the next chapter of  "Dynasty II"!!  Ya'll have a good one!!